Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Jeff's masterpiece hits the shops today. Two oddities are worthy of note. Apparently, it has eleven points 'that we hope will cause considerable discussion and debate'. This is odd because I can think of at least twelve without even reading it. Secondly, the book is to be launched at the Foreign Press Club in Rome this morning. This is odd because I have been labouring under the clear impression from Jeff's blog that it was to be unveiled by the Pope and Jeff's agent beneath the baldacchino in St Peter's. The good news is that, with this out of the way, God can hold His press conference to refute claims of His non-existence. Naomi, meanwhile, is hard at work chucking phones in the New York Sanitation Department and Jack Bauer has turned out to be gay. March 20th - or 3/20 as it will come to be known - is a big day for us all.
Posted by Bryan Appleyard at 7:03 am