Friday, March 02, 2007

A Guest Political Post from Guidale


So far so good for Hugh Grunt, the Tory candidate for Falkirk (Peebles), whose fight against the UKIP-backed smear campaign led by Gwyneth Paltry, chairman of the Dunkeld (South-East) branch should be an inspiration to Central Office, in particular to Jock Nicholson, David Cameron's brilliant new cufflink adviser. It was Paltry, of course, who was caught charging 144 Strawberry Cornettoes to expenses arising from the 'working' weekend she spent with Labour's leadership hopeful Mitt Damon, whose permatanned SpAd Jake Fillemall was forced to resign after Guidale revealed his links to Darth Vader's Death Star Institute for World Domination. Remember it's shop-a-SpAd month at Guidale, no ifs, not buts, keep these scumsuckers on the run. It's Friday and I haven't got a lunch date but at least I'm in Washington with Condoleezza Streep's number two, lissom Holly Bury who hosted a dinner in honour of Jack Kervorkian at the Deluded Institute, the sort of place where I hope one day to find myself standing between Henry Kissinger and Margaret Thatcher at a urinal. Boris Brando has a fascinating piece in tomorrow's Spectator about how dying his hair might improve his posture on higher education. But, of course, he's just another scumsucker who'll be eating leaden death when Maggie seizes back power in her brand new £1 billion Type 45 destroyer.

10 comments:

  1. I think your "dumbing down" in search of pageloads since you got advertising has now gone too far.

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  2. But it was from you, Guido, that I learned the politics of excess.

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  3. No more drugs for you, Appleyard.

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  4. Very good, Bryan. I'm sure you chuckle away contentedly as you write these increasingly daft, but clever, vignettes (or whatever). If they are drug-induced, let us in on the secret.

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  5. For the first time ever tonight, I've a) become interested in the cash-for-peerages issue, and b) looked at some of the political blogs. What's your thoughts Bryan?

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  6. You should get a prize for Highest Name Dropping per Post!

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  7. Is Wife in the North giving you some of her hub's spliffs?

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  8. There seems to be a widespread conviction that I have to be drugged to do this. I'm not even drinking. Perhaps that's the problem. I need alcohol to get me back to reality.

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  9. Hmm, man at 7.09am seems to think it laudatory not to be drinking at such an hour, and so needs alcohol to get back to reality.

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