Thursday, April 26, 2007
Massively irritated by our discovery of their planet, Gaaarg, the Gaaargians have already dispatched a fleet of light-speed Gaaargships, due to arrive in the vicinity of earth on 26th October 2027. Luckily we have laid our plans for just this eventuality. In their book An Introduction to Planetary Defense, Taylor and Boan suggest we may have to adopt a mujahadeen-type resistance movement. They may not, however, have allowed for an intervention by John Bolton, which will, of course, result in the nations of earth allying with the aliens in a massive assault on the US. Meanwhile, we must all be on the alert. I can reveal the Gaaargs have already planted a web page designed to daze humans and render them incapable of resistance. Do not, if you value the future of humanity, go here.
Posted by Bryan Appleyard at 6:06 am