Saturday, April 14, 2007
... I predict Prince William and his girlfriend, Kate Middleton, will break up. Good grief, they just have. Amid widespread protests from other former royal partners, the Palace has given Kate a special dispensation to sell her story to the News of the World. She will reveal that she spent much of her time blindfolded in a room with Prince Philip, who repeatedly cocked a variety of automatic weapons. In a moving statement,Tony Blair says Kate was 'very much the people's royal girlfriend.' A spokesman for the paparazzi said, 'Nuffink to do wiv us, squire.'
Posted by Bryan Appleyard at 6:04 am