Tuesday, May 01, 2007
I find myself doubting the social responsibility of Cal Wineries, though, at the same time, admiring their practical, can-do approach. Here, you will observe, they tell us of Common Field Sobriety Tests and How to Pass Them. 'When tasting wine,' says Cal's resident piss artist, 'it's common to drive from one winery to another.' Well, quite, and, in the process, it is quite likely you will be pulled over and asked to do something silly by a police officer. His 'how to beat' notes for each of the tests are excellent, especially when he says, 'Do not talk to the officer.' They are, however, quite demanding. It is hard to imagine, for example, reciting to yourself 'one alligator, two alligator' etc without deciding instead to tell the officer your life story, how much you really love him and advising him to take up the Nut Diet.
Posted by Bryan Appleyard at 5:42 am