Friday, June 15, 2007
Police have put on their special go-faster boots to catch the woman attempting to marry four footballers at once this weekend. Vast sums have been spent, mainly on tents, by guileless soccer maestros Neville, Terry, Gerrard and Carrick in the belief that they are all marrying a different girl. But close examination of photographs of Lisa, Toni, Alex and Emma has revealed they are one and the same person. Her real name is believed to be Tracey and the simultaneous weddings are the result of a dare at the smart Essex nite spot Hook-a-Footballer. 'Bigamy is a serious crime,' said a police spokesman, 'bigamy with four of England's most multiply talented soccer stars doubly so.'
Posted by Bryan Appleyard at 5:57 am