Saturday, June 09, 2007

My Death by Cat 2

The cats are waging a vicious psychological campaign against me, prior to killing me with anaphylactic shock. This nightmarish image popped up on my screen this morning. It shows an Ashera, a cat that costs $22,000 and can weigh thirty pounds. What madman would give house room to such a thing? Note, in particular, the cold cynicism of its expression. I am not long for this world.

8 comments:

  1. philip wallingJune 09, 2007 7:26 am

    It's not a cat, it's a lifestyle pet - like a designer baby.

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  2. That's my dealer's mate's cat.

    Don't say you haven't been warned.

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  3. Thought to, Ade, it has the look of a dealer's cat. 'Pet" doesnt really do justice to this horror, Philip

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  4. What sort of twisted cretin will breed anything in that way, and why the hell are you looking at these bloody sites for anyway. Stop picking the scab. Its not an fear of water thing, which you can semi get over.

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  5. The only dealers, that will do you real damage around Notting Hill are antique dealers. The other type are way too busy.

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  6. you might find this site instructive:
    http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigmiaow.pl

    These cats really do look like Hitler.

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  7. www.ddondees.blogspot.com
    Try and Win... Where is the picture form? Add points to your ranking!

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  8. I'm not sure what idiot what pay $22,000 for it, but I do hope whoever does pops in to visit our friend "Administracion" with a very hungry cat in tow.

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