Thursday, June 07, 2007

Tipped for 2012

Here it is - Britain's Olympic secret weapon - the Distinguished Jumper. Watch out, Johnny Foreigner - and look out too for the Wormwood Moonshiner, bit of a dark horse (or, technically, beetle), that one... Olympic funding should be diverted forthwith to these plucky bugs - Our Bugs, as I think of them already.

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  1. I think the Distinguished Jumper would make a perfectly acceptable Prime Minister to succeed Tony Blair, and to cement the Axis of Integrity with the US.

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  2. Always cute or exotic creatures like the Distinguished Jumper. Never the blackfly.

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  3. Don't worry Peter, the blackfly's doing fine - even got its name on a sponsorship deal.

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  4. You guys can't even keep starlings alive? They're like flying rats, nothing can kill them off. Except, I guess, the English climate.

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