Thursday, August 30, 2007

Catherine Zeta-Jones

I observe with dismay that my Keira Knightley post has received more hits than any other today. And I had nothing whatsoever to say about the lady. So - what the hell - that Catherine Zeta-Jones eh! What's that all about? In fact, I did once have a good story to tell about her ass.... But those were different times.

6 comments:

  1. Rufus T. FireflyAugust 30, 2007 9:15 pm

    Surely if the lady's got a donkey, that's her affair?

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  2. No way to talk about Michael Douglas, Rufus

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  3. There are much better-looking bad actresses.

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  4. What's with the Zeta? Has this ever been satisfactorily expained?

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  5. Mr Appleyard, once again you got close enough to launch a sex attack on an attractive & famous female and did nothing - shame on you. Admittedly Monica B probably would have slapped you unconscious and i dare say the Zeta had bodyguards to throw you down a flight of stairs, but you could have got a quick frot in beforehand, surely?

    It would i think have been worth it with Monica, worth every broken bone...

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  6. Catherine Zeta-Jones? I saw a picture of her recently. It's amazing how plastic surgery can hide wrinkles even in a woman in her 70's.

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