Wednesday, August 29, 2007

The Cuddly Pigs Caption

You still seem to be visiting in large numbers, but you only seem to comment on the caption competitions. I must, therefore, bow to the inevitable.

14 comments:

  1. 'City bonus boys look disorientated after pulling snouts out of trough'

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  2. City bonus boys looking as though they give a damn.

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  3. I used to be a banker but these days I feel so ... so empty.

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  4. Today only! Cuddly pig free with every pound of sweetcorn.

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  5. 'Appleyard bloggers looking shamefaced following implied criticism from owner'

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  6. The Jade Goody dolls weren't selling nearly as fast as Hamley's had hoped.
    J Cheever Loophole

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  7. 'Surrey pigs show alarm following unexpected TV appearance of Debby Reynolds'

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  8. Just wondering Bryan, you mentioned the word competition, which by its very nature implies that there's going to be a winning caption. So, what's the prize? Not a cuddly pig, by any chance?

    JCL

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  9. I know, I've been feeling awkward about the word 'competition'. I might think of a way of formalising this - possibly a tee-shirt for all time greatest caption. I have a fetching red number with I Hate People in big white letters on the front. Breaks the ice at parties.

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  10. What's on the back?

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  11. Nothing - hard act to follow I Hate Stuff. Also have one that says Burn Stuff

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  12. "Hey Pinky, I think I just got a Kinder Surprise!"

    "Tell me about it."

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  13. A colleague of mine at the paper said the first time he met Frank Wilson, many years ago, Frank was wearing a t-shirt that said "Kill them all and let God sort them out later." The colleague said he was scared of Frank for quite a while because of that t-shirt. Then he got to know Frank and realized he is an amiable provocateur -- i.e., the guy we all know and love.

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  14. I think we are probably united here - we don't want T shirts - we want fluffy pigs!

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