Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Fun-Loving Gordie Update

So that's it - Oor Gorrdon's wee holiday is over already. 'Fourr hoourrs is enough for any mon,' he remarked from a desk in Cowdenbeath. 'Except tha' greet posh southern jessie Cameron, I ken,' he added, before falling to the floor, clutching his heart.
Mark my words - John Smith Mark 2.

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  1. clutching his heart? you sure it's not his wallet?

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  2. A man of integrity, intelligence and determination, a great Scot, with a vision of a Britain restored to the front rank of nations, the finest labour leader since Attlee. What a man.........John Smith, Mark 1.

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  3. The day trip to Dorset involved a visit to Weymouth and Portland National Sailing Academy (ie Olympic venue) according to local media.

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  4. He should've popped down to Durdle Door, and had a go at that Tombstoning which is proving to be so popular.

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