Friday, August 10, 2007

God Only Nose

Here it is - the news you've all been waiting for - a double-nosed Andean tiger hound has been found, alive, well and suspiciously friendly, in the depths of the Bolivian jungle by the intrepid Col John Blashford Snell who, if he didn't exist, would have to be invented. As one who occasionally sports two noses, I have some fellow feeling with this nasally blessed creature.

2 comments:

  1. the antithesis to the joke, my dog's got no nose...

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  2. all he needs now is a bitch with two arses.

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