Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Inside today's super soaraway tabloid health section How Not to Die:
It's not your fault, Fatso - the vicious virus that makes you to pile on the pounds.
It is your fault, Lard-arse - taking part in ABC's reality show Fat March will kill you.
No, it's all skinny Putin's fault - stick-thin Russian boss wants to kill us all.
And, finally, it's not her fault - hot tips on how not to die while waddling down to Selfridges to meet Nadine.
Posted by Bryan Appleyard at 6:17 am