Tuesday, August 14, 2007

The Joys of Summer Caption

21 comments:

  1. Striped t-shirt finds new owner.

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  2. British Army Equipment Remains Unfit For Desert Combat

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  3. Day 147. woke early to discover the sea had finally claimed the wreck of the Pilgrim. Alas, still no signs of my trousers...

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  4. Brian tells The Sun: "Yes there was a Great White. And yes, it has my trousers!"

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  5. Pork Pie Hat: £10.99
    Striped Shirt: £8.50
    Bucket & Spade: £7.00
    Trousers containing my wallet: Priceless...

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  6. ''Hello, is that Chang Recruitment?! Yeah, are you definitely sure you told those cocklers to meet me here...!''

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  7. owing to an editorial error there were few losers in last week's Spot The Englishman Abroad competition...

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  8. I-Spy book of the Seaside:

    The Striped Chav Dad (3 points)

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  9. 'Blackpool winner of UK sand hopping championship puts success down to leg shaving'

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  10. 'Two weeks on a deserted English beach, alone with the sea and the sky. Where better to consider right and wrong, truth and lies, Freud's rightful place: up there with Darwin or down amongst the deluded, or in some middle ground; profundity and shallowness, Appleyard and Hartley? Questions, questions. I wonder what's for tea?'

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  11. 'Winnie? Are you there?'
    (one for Beckett fans)

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  12. Waiting for Saville Row.

    (Another one for Beckett fans.)

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  13. 'I am mauve, you are orange'

    (one for Hancock fans)

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  14. Not quite as succinctly...

    Artist's impression of proposed British mission to find Beagle 2.

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  15. New Man. City strip sparks complaints from angry parents.

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  16. That should have been SaviLe Row. (How do you pronounce it, anyway? Like 'ville' or like 'vile'?)

    But this is what I'm really wondering: Is that photo of pale-legged fellow on the strand a picture of YOU, Bryan? As you would say, I think we deserve to know.

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  17. This is emphatically not a picture of me.

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