Monday, August 20, 2007
Okay I've been a bad blogger. But I have learned many things over the course of this Long Weekend.
2)The Stone Hall in Houghton Hall, Norfolk, is, perhaps, the most extraordinary interior in England.
3)I cook better than Gordon Ramsay and with fewer expletives.
4)There is a god and he supports City.
5)It is best not to bring up the subject of trolls or Norway at dinner parties.
6)British children ought to be gagged and bound before being allowed in public eating places. They should also be told repeatedly that they are ugly and uninteresting in order to prevent excessive self-esteem.
7)Vladimir Putin's sense of humour is a little awry.
8)The Jewish joke is alive and well.
Normal service will now be resumed.
Posted by Bryan Appleyard at 6:50 am