Monday, August 13, 2007

The Plastic Heron Caption

23 comments:

  1. Drab heron to bright flowers: "Have you seen my poorly-painted shed? I left it strapped down around here somewhere..."

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  2. "My naame is Micheal Crane....."

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  3. I ask for the plastic fish shop and they send me to this stupid florist.

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  4. 'My eyesight's going; I felt sure I saw a pond full of koi carp'

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  5. 'Man City supporter viewing from window box overlooking Old Trafford and refusing to wear City's away strip'

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  6. late entry at RHS Chelsea, The Chav Garden; ''Whatever''

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  7. The Garden of Earthy Delights, Heronymus Bosch

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  8. Gnome Wars

    ''Now, for many of you this will be the first time inside a heron...''

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  9. ''oh, we're getting the arms repaired on our venus de milo, this is merely a courtesy heron''

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  10. 'It's such an honour to be chosen for a Bryan caption contest'

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  11. 'Ha! The fools think I'm plastic.'

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  12. Manchester City supporters are never made of plastic!

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  13. sackcloth and ashes, maybe, but never plastic.

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  14. Security patrols were stepped up after a gang of garden gnomes was found smoking behind the flowerbeds.

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  15. 'You ain't seen me, right?'

    'I don't want to be a heron anymore. I want to be... a flamingo.'

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  16. Has this photo been cleverly massaged too? There is a suspicion of an un-avian penis.

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  17. You think plastic garden ornaments are common, but what about these dahlia's?

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  18. I meant dahlias without the ' obviously.

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  19. By the bye, I never saw anything "enhanced" on that golden statue of the Forever-Prince Albert. Was it a selective enhancement, deflated after a few hours?

    But I do notice something weird about Heronymous Bush. David is right: What is that? Feathers of a Zeus-like nature?

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  20. Look more like udders to me, David. Enhancement, Susan, was of the colours.

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