Thursday, October 11, 2007

The Beach Huts Are Coming Caption

I stopped doing captions and did I hear a word of protest? No. I wept copiously for a few days and then thought, 'Bugger them, I'll do a caption anyway.'

17 comments:

  1. Thinking of moving to a flood plain?!!
    Then you need to visit Sheds-On-Legz.com

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  2. Are you still the only gay on the allotments?!! Then why not visit Sheds R Camp.org?

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  3. Simon Pegg to film The Prisoner parody.

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  4. Local Sheds Vandalized by Drive-By Aesthetes!

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  5. 'Five Go Down to the Sea in a Chieftain Tank'

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  6. English fury after Laporte offers dressing room "fit for Champions"

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  7. "I remember only a day
    that perhaps was never intended for me,
    it was an incessant day,
    without origins, Thursday.
    I was a man transported by chance
    with a woman vaguely found,
    we undressed
    as if to die or swim or grow old...."

    Pablo Neruda
    from "Furies and Sorrows"

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  8. suddenly, it turned chile
    the ladies love pablo but i always want to say, get a grip, man!
    they tell me i have no soul
    but actually my soul knows no words
    only sounds, sights and smells
    and poetry did that to me.

    ian russell
    from ''the two-minute, fag-packet poet''

    (i'm only mucking about, susan. it was very beautiful)

    we should have a poetry competition. it can't be any worse than the captions!

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  9. Non-conformists are also attention seekers.

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  10. Andrew Sullivan's beach house on Tory Row.

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  11. Or Elton John's among the Blues Brothers....

    I'm on another Neruda kick, thanks to this new edition with an intro by Ilan Stavans.

    Ian, your captions rock. Your poetry...wellllll....

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  12. How to ensure you always leave feeling refreshered.

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  13. inside every gay hut is a straight man waiting to come out.

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  14. ''christ, I could murder for a drop of creosote right now...''

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