Saturday, November 17, 2007

The Cow 243 Caption

7 comments:

  1. Do I amuse you? I'm a cow, now fuck off.

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  2. She's Two Four Three and I asked her if she wanted to dance
    She looked awful nice and so I hoped she might take a chance

    I didn't know just what to do
    And so I whispered I love you
    And she said moo moo moo moo too
    And then I kissed her

    ... tra-la la la, etc

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  3. 'I've got the Shreddies and the readies, so what do you say, Primrose?'

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  4. "Well, I once loved a girl/ but she didn't love me/ 'cause she had bovine spongiform encephalopathy!"

    And, now, cruelly, they've put her in a concentration camp.

    John Bull

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  5. Cheer up? Cheer up?? I'll tell you why I won't cheer up: foot and bleedin' mouth, Susan B taking the piss about BSE, a leather goods shop opened in the village called 'CowsRus', barbed wire stuck in the top of me head and through me nose, a hide that was black six months ago - now I look 60, and you come along with your Nikon and shout "Debby Reynolds ha ha !" Sod off!

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  6. that's an organic cow. you can tell by its ''please feed me'' expression.

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  7. ''you think these earrings are naff, you should see the tattoo they put on my arse!''

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