Wednesday, December 12, 2007

The Horror, The Horror...

This is certainly the scariest picture of the day. What kind of parents would leave their children in the same room as this sinister, swivel-eyed pair? Has Hal put his stick-on smile in the wrong place? And what on earth is Balls playing with (apart from the Schools Ministry and the future of the country)?

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  1. I think they are trying to steal this unfortunate childs soul....Maybe they intend to use it to reanimate their policies?

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  2. Indeed. This rivals the news that giant flying squirrels - dudemonsters, to the Swiss - have been spotted prowling in the Alps, where they swoop down from the high peaks and make off with Schokolade Kuchen and chalet girls.

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  3. That really is a child-eating grin on Gordo's 'face', almost as scary as Blair.

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  4. seriously scary. Do parents give their permission for these photo opportunities? I assume Messers Brown and Balls have had the requisite CRB checks before being allowed to interact with children?

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  5. Good point, Anonymous. I can only assume these children are the offspring of the party hacks who obligingly line up whenever a friendly crowd is needed around the Dear Leader or his favoured henchmen. (Cheering crowds shouting 'Balls!' would be a nice idea.)

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  6. The little girl on the right is clearly the offspring of Darryl Revok and is trying to get Blinky Balls' head to explode.

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