Saturday, June 28, 2008

Guns and the Muskrat


On the subject of guns.... A levee in Winfield, Mo, burst because of a burrowing muskrat. 'It's so disappointing,' said Linda Wilmesherr, 'With all the guns in this country, couldn't we kill a muskrat?' Well, quite. Stuart (pictured) was unavailable for comment.

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  1. If Linda knew shit about muskrats - or guns, for that matter - she'd know that you don't shoot them, you trap them.

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  2. I think it also had a little to do with all the millions of tons of floodwater pressing on it. Just a little, mind you.

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  3. Dagnabit, where's Deputy Dawg when you need him...

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  4. Probably not what America were singing about in their song...'Muskrat Love'

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  5. I'll say, that rodent is lost. Just in case, having guns around can still be convenient.

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