Tuesday, August 26, 2008
There is a field of cows to the south of where I live. The cows tend to face north. This is nothing to do with the earth's magnetic field, it is because they are staring in envy at a very thin man. Equally, the whales are losing blubber because, like everybody else, they have been convinced by my example to ditch the carbs. And, finally, I would be more impressed of these guys had driven to Greece, not on grease but on Corn Flakes, a far better use of that toxic breakfast food. But, I know, I did say I would stop talking about this diet thing.
Posted by Bryan Appleyard at 10:34 am