Thursday, June 11, 2009

Unblogging

I shall be non-blogging until Monday or Tuesday. Talk quietly among yourselves.

14 comments:

  1. Great minds think alike? Trent Reznor has just quit Twitter.

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  2. If Ronaldo earns £55 a minute, how much money will Ronaldo have earnt by the time that Bryan Appleyard resumes blogging? (Show your working).

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  3. I started that sum and it began activating parts of my brain I haven't used since school. Then I decided, fuck this shit, I'm going to drink beer and watch Jaws.

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  4. Unblog of 04:26 GMT Thursday adjusted to 05:26 summer time. Let Monday earliest restart be 00:00 summer time and Tuesday latest 24:00 GMT. So error bars of 49 hours. Ronaldo milks 55x60 = £3,300 per hour. So £3300x49 even in the statistical noise. Add 34 to get to 06:00, 55x34 ~= 1800. There-Sunday = 3.75 days. Er, five and a half trillion?

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  7. ..Ill get this right eventually!

    Gordon the answer is NOTHING as HE has not signed the contract yet.
    that's unless Sir Bryan dies or is otherwise detained beyond next week.

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  8. ...thats of course excluding the fact the manyoo are still paying him until the ink is dry.

    And according to the DT his basic Royal madrid contract is 11 million a year, thus
    per week, 211,538
    per day, 30, 219
    per hour 1, 259
    per minute, 20.98

    of course you are probably right with team bonus and pool payments that's likely to double at least, then the Becks effect of all his personal sponsorships ect will add another dollop on top.

    minus tax of course and the 35% he will be paying out to all the hangers on he will have employed as he is not the brightest cookie in the jar is he?

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  9. Another question would be how many votes were counted in Iran while Bryan was away. Care is required in answering, especially inside the Islamic Republic.

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  10. Its hard counting votes when your finger is firmly on the trigger Richard.

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  11. Yes, I gather this student voted the wrong way.

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  12. this armani dinner jacket guy took lessons from gordon brown!

    I don't know, we think we got it bad...

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